"New Year's Resolutions for Internet Junkies"
- 1. I will try to figure out why I "really" need 12
e-mail addresses.
- 2. I will stop sending e-mail to my wife (husband). A
phone call every now and then would be appreciated.
- 3. I resolve to work with neglected children -- my
own.
- 4. I will answer my snail mail with the same
enthusiasm with which I answer my e-mail.
- 5. I will stop sending e-mail, ICQ, Instant Messages
and be on the phone at the same time with the same person.
- 6. I resolve to back up my 12 GB hard drive
daily...well, once a week...okay, monthly then...or maybe... at least
once a year.
- 7. I will spend less than ten hour a day on the
Internet.
- 8. I will stop checking my e-mail at 3:00 in the
morning... 4:30 is much more practical since my friends overseas
already had time to answer me by then.
- 9. I will read the manual... just as soon as I can
find it.
- 10. I resolve... I resolve to... I resolve to,
off-line work done, too!
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