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"New Year's Resolutions for Internet Junkies"
  • 1. I will try to figure out why I "really" need 12 e-mail addresses.
  • 2. I will stop sending e-mail to my wife (husband). A phone call every now and then would be appreciated.
  • 3. I resolve to work with neglected children -- my own.
  • 4. I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm with which I answer my e-mail.
  • 5. I will stop sending e-mail, ICQ, Instant Messages and be on the phone at the same time with the same person.
  • 6. I resolve to back up my 12 GB hard drive daily...well, once a week...okay, monthly then...or maybe... at least once a year.
  • 7. I will spend less than ten hour a day on the Internet.
  • 8. I will stop checking my e-mail at 3:00 in the morning... 4:30 is much more practical since my friends overseas already had time to answer me by then.
  • 9. I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it.
  • 10. I resolve... I resolve to... I resolve to, off-line work done, too!