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The man took out his wallet, extracted two dollars and asked a particularly dirty and shabby-looking bum, "If I gave you this money, will you take it and buy whiskey?"

"No, I stopped drinking years ago," the bum said.

"Will you use it to gamble?"

"I don't gamble."

"Will you spend the money on greens fees at a golf course?"

"Are you MAD? I haven't played golf ever!"

The man said, "Well, I'm going to give you ten dollars & going to take you to my home. I just want my wife to see what a man looks like who's given up drinking, gambling, and golf!"